Intro:
Previously Confitemini Domino of church music. Here we proclaim The Lord is Good, but immediately our minds get back to the fastest growing religion in OZ - gambling.

Tasmanian University research tells us that in 2002 Australians spent over $3 billion on gambling, with just under a billion dollars on The Pokies, as they are affectionately known. We are told that 40% of us gamble every week, but as there's a chance to win something with nearly everything you purchase, I'll give ya 2 to 1 on it's really over 80%.

These factors make gambling the fastest growing religion in the country, protected by God, Government(who tax it), and the queen(remember Her?).

The user friendly...(insert name of your group)...monks now bring you the New Gospel Mantra for the Holy Dollar.

We took a punt, and redeveloped a song from the old time religion. Amen, and good luck, mate!

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'Ave you got any Dominoes? Any you could loan us?
'Ave you got any Dominoes? Al and Lou will play ya.

(presto pp)
Let's go down to the casino. Everyone I know has been there.
Let's go down to the casino. Throw some money at the wheel.

(9/8 rollicking feel)
Life's a game of chance anyway.
Roll the dice and let's get started.
Racing, scratchies, pokies, bingo.
(slow) Virtual Reality! (wow man)

(a tempo)
Never mind about the children's food.
We might win enough to feed them.
We can dine at the soup kitchen,
if we cannot feed ourselves.

'Ave you got any Dominoes? Any you could loan us? Confitemini Casino. (rit) Alleluia.