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IMMUNITY RADIO
Bruce: (flat bored, slow, broad Australian) That ends the News in Briefs. This is communicable radio 4YYYY?
Soozah: If you enjoyed Jack and the Beanstalk, stay tuned for the program from the Women's Collective for the Abolition of Phallic Fruit and Vegetables as they bring you episode six of June and the Pea Hole.
Anthony: Will June escape Tony Sinjun Dildo and find the Holy Carerot grown in a mark garden by a dog with a hair lip? Mark Mark!
Bruce: The News was brought to you for no reason at all by Nosfresh, another immunity sponsor.
Daryl Dainty:

Do you suffer from unsightly nostril fibres? Then you need Nosfresh, the 3 in 1 Nose-Kit which brings beauty to every nose.
(ding) - sanitary caustic buds for nostril reaming.
(ding) - Noscream, for those slumber hours, and
(dong) - Nosfresh Spray, to make your day smell beautiful.

Nosfresh Spray comes in 3 fabulous fragrances, avocado, native gardenia and cocai . . er I mean Kola.
Yes children, remember Nosfresh is available from supermarkets, school canteens, bowling alleys, sporting clubs and skating rinks, because we have a nose for tomorrow's markets(heh heh heh).
Bruce: And now, speaking of Nostrils, we have Neville Nostril, better known as BLEEP to sing you his latest love song called BLAME.
Neville Kamahl: Thank you mums.
(Mook cartoon)
Sings:

(trying not to sing sharp)
. . . BLAME

I get breathless
whenever you're not near me.
I get asthma
and emphacema too(see me at three, see me at four).
I get lung cancer, herpes, diabetes and tropical ulcers.
I get warts and Hep C and B.O. too, epilepsy and rabies and Avian Flu,
I throw up in the morning, before I can get to the bathroom.
I get breathless, and it's all because of you!!
Applause. Thankyou. You were wonderful.
Thank you, I was wonder/bucket of water from orchestra leader who can stand it no longer.